Gordon the Gopher

Oh dear... Last night was not a good night at all.  The plan was to finish work (on time for once) and come home to do some studying, i had it all planned out, i was going to sit through an hour of tutorial about face book then i was going to do some tinkering around with my marketing site.... then i was going to come on here and mess around with some gadgets..... followed by a good soak in the Jacuzzi and an early night.

WRONG!

When i got home the dog was going crazy in the back yard and there was a loud squeaking from under the hot tub.  Well i poked around underneath with a flashlight and eventually i discovered a beady little pair of eyes that belonged to a very stuck little gopher.

Well, we emptied all the water out which took nearly 2 hours, then me and my son lifted the tub up using planks of wood as a lever.  We finally got the thing about 4 inches off the ground and held up on wooden block so we could reach underneath.

The little gopher ran out then ran back in again.  Now this is where the little gopher's luck started running out because as we were trying to lift it a little higher our wooden supports collapsed.

There was a very short squeak and a sort of crunchy squishy sound as the hot tub hit the ground.  And that was the end of Gordon the Gopher.

Remember folks, this is the sharp end of Internet Marketing, my stories are brutally true (my jokes are not), no holds barred and we are going to lose some good people along the way, Gordon was the first but he died a proud warriors death, he gave his life so we can splash in the tub in our back yard.

Gordon... we will remember you whenever we hit the turbo bubble burst button.

RIP Gordon the Gopher.